- Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
- Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
Where in Ontario?
- white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
- white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
People annoy me
Its nice for a day and everyone and their mother is wearing shorts and sandals and sunglasses and shit
calm down jesus it snowed yesterday
I work 29 hours next week